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Joke of the Day

"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"

"I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook."

"Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one."

"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."

"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."

"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"

"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"

"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"

"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."