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Joke of the Day
"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
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"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."
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"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""
"Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space."
"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""