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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Weird...I smell carrots, too."""
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"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes at least three light bulbs."
"I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV(RTV) and play nothing but music videos"
"The bathroom is the best room in the world... People expect shit-all of you there"
"How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite."
"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."
"If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die"
"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""
"I hate when The Little Mermaid is all ""who cares no big deal I want more!"" Like, you already have 20 thingamabobs you aquatic scumbag relax"