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Joke of the Day

"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."

"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"

"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"

"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."

"If I had to eat a person I guess I would prefer a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass fed beef."

"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."

"What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building? Left behind"

"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"

"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"