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Joke of the Day

"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"

"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned"

"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"

"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"