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Joke of the Day

"Just ONCE, I'd like took deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood."

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"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !"
"SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on"
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."