198912
Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."
Next Joke
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."
"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"
"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"
"I saw a gay bar with the entrance boarded up, but it was open... Everyone goes in the back door anyway"
"What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl? You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy."
"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"
"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"