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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas? Because they're reliable, quality made cars."

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."

"If anyone asks, we met at a bible study."

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like ""the light is red!"" and ""don't text and drive!"" and ""oh god, I think that was a person!"""