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Joke of the Day
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
Next Joke
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."
"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."
"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."
"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"
"I went into a book shop and asked for a book about turtles ""Hardback"" said the woman behind the counter ""Yes"" I replied, ""and small heads"""
"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."
"Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too."