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Joke of the Day
"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"If life begins at conception then I can use the carpool lane for the next few days"
"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."
"What's small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."
"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"
"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."
"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"
"TIL Steven Gerrard is releasing a biography on his time at Liverpool As of yet, the book has no title."
"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"