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Joke of the Day

"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"

"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."

"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."

"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."

"Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!"