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"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"
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"For some reason, my girlfriend asked how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer..."
"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"
"Kadala of Diablo 3"
"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."
"How do you piss off a gay guy? Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains."
"Your mother is so poor she can't even pay attention."
"What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery"
"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."
"What is the fakest part of Skyrim? The fact that red guards can swim."