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Joke of the Day

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"

"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"

"Avast, me buckos! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let's hear your most swashbuckling puns and AAAARRRRRRGUE about whose is best/worst."