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Joke of the Day

"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?"

"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."

"What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target? Of course, I'm shuriken."

"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""

"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"