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Joke of the Day

"Gandalf chuckled to himself as the boat left shore. ""I just noticed,"" he whispered, ""your name sounds like Dildo"" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Well, it's really nice."

"God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to"

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"

"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"

"Overheard in the jewelry shop: ""I swallowed for this??"""

"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"

"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"