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Joke of the Day

"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"

"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton? The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts"

"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

"Little could our great-grandparents have imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes."

"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"

"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."

"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."

"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."

"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."

"87.53% of statistics are false Title"