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Joke of the Day
"You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums."
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"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"
"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""
"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."
"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"
"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."
"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."
"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."