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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
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"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""
"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."
"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."
"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"
"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"