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Joke of the Day
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
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"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
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"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."
"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!"
"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."
"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."