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"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."
"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"
"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!"
"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."
"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"