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Joke of the Day
"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"
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"Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers."
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."
"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"If pornhub shows regular porn, who shows nugget porn? Stubhub"
"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"
"My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent"
"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."