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Joke of the Day

"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."

"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"

"I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat."

"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."

"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"

"Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool."

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"What was used to grow crops on Mars in the movie Martian? Good Shit"

"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"

"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."