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Joke of the Day

"Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""

"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"

"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."