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Joke of the Day
"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."
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"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"
"IAMA convicted murderer who escaped last week from an upstate New York prison currently on the run somewhere in North America. AMA!"
"I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples..."
"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""
"Hey, redditors of Cuba ...oh, my bad."
"What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change? The double slit experiment."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."
"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"