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Joke of the Day
"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"
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"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
"Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?"
"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"
"*sees baby* *feels sad that my kids aren't babies anymore* *sees look of exhausted despair in baby's parents eyes* *sadness evaporates*"
"He died doing what he loved: being alive"
"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."