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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."
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"Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it's dead friends in your hand."
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."
"Islam Is a religion of peace"
"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"
"my dad always makes fun of me for taking selfies all the time but if he didn't want such a beautiful child he should've kept it in his pants"
"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."
"Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart."