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Joke of the Day
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"
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"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."
"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"
"""Do you love me, Mulla?"" whispered the girl. ""Of course I do,"" Mulla Nasrudin whispered back. ""Will you marry me then?"" she asked. ""Let's not change the subject?"" said Nasrudin."