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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a transvestite postal worker? a mail lady"
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"Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution"
"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"
"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"
"You guys hear about the guy who was addicted to rohypnol (Roofies)? He'd been on 'em longer than he could remember..."
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"
"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"
"When I die I want to pass like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the other people in his car."
"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."
"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."