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Joke of the Day
"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."
Next Joke
"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."
"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"
"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"
"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"
"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."
"I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out."
"They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit."
"How are a roof and quantum physics the same? They both go over your head."
"I started cheating on my wife for better BDSM Whoops, wrong sub."