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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear about the guy who was addicted to rohypnol (Roofies)? He'd been on 'em longer than he could remember..."

"Scientists are now saying they may never discover what LinkedIn is for."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done."

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."

"Life is like a roller coaster... The easiest part is the beginning, the rest is a non-stop pain in the ass."

"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."

"What's Mexican's Favourite Horror Movie Ju-Juan I'll see myself out."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"

"If my 3YO's fortune was ""you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,"" this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate"