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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"

"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."

"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."

"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."

"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized."

"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"

"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."