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Joke of the Day
"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."
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"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."
"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""
"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"
"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"
"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"
"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."
"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."
"Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad."