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Joke of the Day

"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."

"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."

"How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once? Santa isn't real."

"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"

"Ebola Plague The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the ""black death""."

"Was going to tell my wife a joke about quantum theory... ...but I didn't want to Bohr here"

"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"

"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."

"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""

"Don't ever change for anyone. Nothing is worth compromising your beliefs. Unless it's for money."