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Joke of the Day

"Ebola Plague The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the ""black death""."

"Diarrhea is hereditary In runs in the jeans"

"Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar"

"Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division."

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."