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Joke of the Day
"How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once? Santa isn't real."
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"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."
"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."
"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"So John cena wakes up from a coma... He asks the doctor ""where am I?"" The doctor says ""ICU"" And John cena says ""no you don't"""
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"