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Joke of the Day

"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

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"""Tell them I just left and should be there any minute."" -Every delivery guy, ever"
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"The US government had a shutdown."
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"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* *waits till everyone leaves* *takes out cell phone* Hello 911? Please send all your ambulances"
"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."