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Joke of the Day
"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."
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"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."
"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""
"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."
"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"
"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."
"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"How many tickles does an octopus like? Ten-tickles"