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Joke of the Day

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"Jus waited for a stop sign to turn green"

"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"

"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."

"Paper towel ads always show kids making huge messes then mom smiles & cleans it up. My mom would've handed me a mop then beat me with a belt"

"Florida is great, if you make a wrong turn you're at the beach."

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."