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Joke of the Day

"Woke up with a hangover to the sound of my neighbor cutting the grass. He can cut around me, I'm not movin'."

"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"

"Cop1:did u hear about the kidnapping? Cop2: should we go help? Cop1: No it's ok he woke up. This fall on CBS ""Good Cop, Dad Cop"""

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"

"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"

"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"

"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."