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Joke of the Day
"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"
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"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""
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"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."
"Where does Skrillex like to eat lunch? He goes to WUBway!"
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."