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Joke of the Day
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."
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"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil."
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
"I'm allergic to alcohol.... I break out in handcuffs."
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."
"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."
"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."