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Joke of the Day

"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."

"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"

"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."

"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."

"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."

"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."

"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"