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Joke of the Day

"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."

"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"

"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."

"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""

"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company"