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Joke of the Day

"What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light? I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off."

"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"

"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"

"What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday"

"Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo."

"I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."

"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."

"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"