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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
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"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""
"By tomorrow, no one will remember what happened in trees today"
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."
"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ""BEAR LEFT"" so they went home."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
"Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it."
"Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising."
"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."