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Joke of the Day
"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."
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"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."
"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."
"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"
"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."
"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."