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Joke of the Day
"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"
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"My doctor wrote me a prescription..... For dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."
"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"
"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"
"I've said this to countless medical professionals. Nobody's laughed yet. ""Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember."" ""O+"" ""Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"""