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Joke of the Day

"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."

"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"

"This year for Christmas.. This year for Christmas I got a new shirt and piece of ass from my wife. Figures, they were both too big!!"

"Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge."

"Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work."

"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable."

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."

"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."