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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it."
Next Joke
"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""
"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
"A priest, a pedophile, and a pervert walk into a bar And he orders a drink"
"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."
"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"
"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."
"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."
"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""