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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"
Next Joke
"ME: i thought i saw a new color today WIFE: wait- is this..are you.. M: but it- W: oh no M: was just- W: dont M: a pigment of my imagination"
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"
"The best part of waking up is when you say ""fuck it"" and go back to sleep."
"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"
"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""
"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"