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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a whore house with only men? A bro-thel"

"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."

"My coworker used to joke ""I'm allergic to most nuts, but not donuts!"". Until Bill brought in peanut butter donuts. He died in the ambulance."

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."