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Joke of the Day
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
Next Joke
"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"Mathematically, the difference between Jelly and Jam is... = J(elly - am)"
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight."
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"Where do war generals make decisions? In a think tank"